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minus-squareAggravationstation@feddit.uklinkfedilinkarrow-up32·edit-22 years agoBoss: Explain the weed and cocaine. Me: Um, they’re awesome… Boss: Hell yeah they are! pulls out a spliff and a mirror
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·2 years agoIs that so you can watch yourself smoke it?
minus-squareZozano@lemy.lollinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 years agoI have the privilege of knowing someone from my early childhood years who has too much money. He showed me a picture of some multimillionaire dickhead he knows, who uses a slate of ancient polished obsidian for nothing other than his coke plate.
Boss: Explain the weed and cocaine.
Me: Um, they’re awesome…
Boss: Hell yeah they are! pulls out a spliff and a mirror
Is that so you can watch yourself smoke it?
Yes… Sniff
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I have the privilege of knowing someone from my early childhood years who has too much money.
He showed me a picture of some multimillionaire dickhead he knows, who uses a slate of ancient polished obsidian for nothing other than his coke plate.