holy shit finally

This is not surprising. Lockheed Martin wants to become Omni Consumer Products or Buy And Large, and become a conglomerate multinational corporation in every market.

They’re already in the payday loan and prison labor businesses, so they have established big evil corporation cred. I guess military weapons development establishes that well enough.

Wasn’t on my 2023 bingo card, but sure wtf not

Got a non-paywalled site?

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Lol is this true? Hahahaha fuckers just fucking everyone for shits and giggle.

Kommandostore but more credible

Slay queen!

You know what… one part of me kind of secretly (not anymore I guess) loves this timeline.

Ok but the zip off skirt goes hard

Are these kevlar and do they have ceramic armor plates?

At last, we have proper tribal clothing. All these years in the wilderness, now we have swag at Cabela’s next to the camo wine glasses.