Quietly remembering when teachers would say “don’t trust wikipedia it isn’t reliable enough”…
I recently attended a presentation given by Microsoft to my multi-academy trust which outlined a bunch of flavours of Copilot in the works that they are intending to sell to schools, primarily as a substitute for one-to-one tutoring. As if these bullshitting text prediction models weren’t bad enough when poluting web content with nonsense assertions, we are now going to automate misinformation in education? This is, to me, a completely terrifying prospect.
The key point is that nobody involved has the slightest interest in any of the young humans at the pointy end.
This idea is the apotheosis of ghastly Nu-Labour thinking, and they’ve been in a month and a half.
If they can somehow shoehorn in Blair’s favourite ID card scheme into it they might win some sort of internal Labour bingo game.
The only bright spot is that the new educational AI model doesn’t exist yet and there’s plenty of time for the whole project to go sideways before launch.
Do you really think that will stop them?
I have faith in the ability of the UK public sector (or rather, the relentlessly incompetent outsources they hire) to catastrophically fuck up delivery of any software project.
For example, capita has already lined up at the trough: https://www.capita.co.uk/news/capita-advances-approach-next-generation-ai-microsoft
If you’re unfamiliar with capita, that’s probably a good thing. I’m not aware that they’ve ever been successful in anything, other than their continued ability to fleece the government. They’re basically too big to fail in the uk, because HMG’s procurement processes mean that they basically can’t stop giving them money.
Is Capita owned by a certain someone?
To my limited knowledge, no, for various values of “someone”. It is just a sort of malign beige juggernaut that’s shitty all by itself without needing external direction.
@dgerard because ignoring teachers always turns out well. Did they learn nothing from the automated grades algorithm farce in 2020? Silly question of course they didn’t. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-53787203
That was them. This is us so it’ll be perfect.
The issue isn’t even that AI is doing grading, really. There are worlds where using technology to assist in grading isn’t a loss for a student.
The issue is that all of this is as an excuse not to invest in students at all and the turn here is purely a symptom of that. Because in a world where we invest in technology to assist in education, the first thing that happens is we recognize the completely unsexy and obvious things that also need to happen, like funding for maintenance of school buildings, basic supplies, balancing class sizes by hiring and redistricting, you know. The obvious shit.
But those things don’t attract the attention of the debt metabolism, they’re too obvious and don’t include more leverage for short term futures. To believe there is a future for the next generation is risk inherent and ambiguous. You can only invest in that it if you actually care.
Self paced, computerized lessons where the teacher can float and individually help each student exactly where they’re stuck are totally possible, and can be made more engaging and better tailored to different learning styles and disabilities, etc.
But instead of actually using technology in ways that enhance education, it seems to be mostly used to make it somehow worse.
@imadabouzu Yeah, this is actually something that AI *may* possibly be useful for. But it’s an expensive system that will be used to reduce funding further, not give teachers more time or less work.
@dgerard Important to note: all evidence says that homework is at best useless, and almost always harmful.
This is like making AI write emails than an AI will read.
The problem it’s solving is how to do useless things.
the absolutely key and irreplaceable function of homework is that Daily Mail readers expect it and would get angry if it wasn’t there any more
@dgerard I get that this is desperation meeting the LLM hype, but the fallout for students will be terrifying.
Anyone remember that time during covid where kids couldn’t sit exams and the government tried to use a predictive algorithm to approximate their results? It ended up just marking them based on the wealth of the area the school was located in.
WONTFIX: system working as designed.
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As a silver lining, I imagine all of us in education will retain out jobs and just be unburdened of marking. Thus automation will bring us more freedom and time to develop thoughtful and engaging educational experiences.
Just as automation has always done. Right? RIGHT?!
@dgerard oh for the love of frack