Let’s be honest: Catan does not have nearly enough narrative substance for a cookbook. So unless every dish is hexagonal in shape, this is just a random cookbook (although not necessarily bad) with the Catan name arbitrarily attached to it.

How many recipes can you get out of wheat and sheep?

Does anyone have wood-fired sheep?

Is it also bland and old-fashioned yet still somehow popular?

What the fuck is next? Catan in Space? Wait, that’s a thing? Fuck

At Gencon several years back, there was a cookie Catan event. All the tiles were decorated cookies!