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Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.uk · 2 years ago

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A unique fixer-upper...

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Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Terrible Estate Agent Photos@feddit.uk · 2 years ago
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https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/113-S-Mountain-Ave-Monrovia-CA-91016/21583268_zpid/

https://www.cbsnews.com/losangeles/news/monrovia-home-crushed-by-fallen-tree-is-up-for-sale/

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  • Zortrox@lemmy.sdf.org
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    Half a million… Yeah, it’s California, but that’s still crazy.

    I did get a chuckle out of “Has view: Yes” 🤣

    • A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world
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      “There is Line of Sight to things.”

    • lunarul@lemmy.world
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      Most of the price for real estate in California is the land, not the building. This one is $200/sqft, pretty low compared to other areas.

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    $500,000 gets you the privilege of getting to tear down the old building and then you get to pay again to build a new house there! What a deal!

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    Archived this bad boy in case the Zillow listing gets taken down.

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    Quite the “open concept design”

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    “No common walls”

  • Zachariah@lemmy.world
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    It’s got good bones.

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    The inspection will be easier since you can just see inside everything.

  • A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world
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    Half a million for that

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    deleted by creator

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    That’ll fetch $3200/mo as-is!

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    Our main seriously has misaligned priorities. 😔

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    Look at those ferns though!

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    That’s not very typical!

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    So uhhhh hurricane pass through recently or ……

    • MrJameGumb@lemmy.worldBanned
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      According to the listing a big tree fell on it

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    How can an agent post an ad without pictures of the interior?

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