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_thebrain_@sh.itjust.works to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago

Those cats were fast as lightening back in 1974. People have slowed down since then.

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Those cats were fast as lightening back in 1974. People have slowed down since then.

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_thebrain_@sh.itjust.works to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 years ago
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  • pipe01@programming.dev
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    Damn, everybody was Kung Fu fighting?

    • TerribleTortoise@lemmy.world
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      New Zealand was not Kung Fu fighting. As was foretold in prophecy.

      • metaStatic@kbin.earth
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        Middle Earth didn’t exist in 74

    • hypeerror@sh.itjust.works
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      Yeah those cats were fast as lightning.

      • rockSlayer@lemmy.world
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        Honestly, it was a little bit frightening

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          But they fought with expert timing!

          • Huschke@lemmy.world
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            Who were they and where were they from?

            • Telex@sopuli.xyz
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              Well, there were funky China men from funky Chinatown

  • realDek4y@lemmy.world
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    Not in New Zealand apparently

    • kersploosh@sh.itjust.worksM
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      New Zealand doesn’t exist!

      • Balthazar@lemmy.world
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        Possibly why it was a little bit frightening?

    • _thebrain_@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      No. New Zealand is there. They were not kung-fu fighting. The places they were not kung-fu fight are cored white. It’s just unfortunate that it is also the background color

      • realDek4y@lemmy.world
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        Would that mean that everybody was, in fact, not kung-fu fighting?

        • VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world
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          Actually, it means that not everybody was kung-fu fighting. The position of ‘not’ is important.

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            So at least it would be a false statement that everybody was kung-fu fighting

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          Every body (in the blue area) was kung-fu fighting. The parenthetical part was removed for rhyme scheme

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        Ahh, so the Arctic and Antarctica were also not kung-fu fighting…

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          Polar bears and penguins lack the coordination for true kung fu mastery

    • absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz
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      I came here to say this.

      We “don’t exist” and we want to keep everybody believing that; don’t dry to go to New Zealand, it doesn’t exist.

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    Obviously, the blue part is land.

  • Yeller_king@reddthat.com
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    They were, but we don’t know if they still are.

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      Until we get data to the contrary, we must assume they are

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        For sure, more research is required.

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