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The Picard Maneuver to Memes@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago

Sowing chaos

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Sowing chaos

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The Picard Maneuver to Memes@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago
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  • @gibmiser@lemmy.world
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    131•2 years ago

    Mother fucker tired of thru traffic on his street. Not gonna just bitch and moan, man of action right there

    • @ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca
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      84•2 years ago

      This was the actual reason if I recall correctly. He lived on a small side street that suddenly had lots of traffic. He realized Google maps was suggesting that street for directions and came up with this ingenious plan to get Google to redirect traffic elsewhere.

      • Pelicanen
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        42•2 years ago

        The article says that it was just an experiment and the artist’s original post doesn’t mention anything else.

      • @Sharkwellington@lemmy.one
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        33•2 years ago

        “Nobody drives down that street anymore, it’s too crowded.”

        • @Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world
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          17•2 years ago

          Nobody drives anymore. There’s too much traffic

          • @Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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            8•2 years ago

            Actual thing New Yorkers say 😄

        • @gornar@lemmy.world
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          2•2 years ago

          Is that a Yogi Berra quote variation? I love it, my dad would always say that

          • @Sharkwellington@lemmy.one
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            2•2 years ago

            I couldn’t tell you who said the original, I was riffing on a version I read in a joke book where it was a restaurant instead of a road. “Nobody goes to that restaurant anymore…”

      • RaivoKulli
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        2 years ago

        No, as far as we know, it was just an (art) experiment of sorts

  • @x4740N@lemmy.world
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    47•2 years ago

    It would be more effective just to have multiple android vms with mock location running and have them each be connected to a free vpn

    • @eestileib@sh.itjust.works
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      58•2 years ago

      Yeah but those people don’t appear in news articles.

      • @SmoothIsFast@citizensgaming.com
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        4•2 years ago

        Gotta keep your commute time down by gaming maps it’d the only way lol

  • @stepanzak@iusearchlinux.fyi
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    37•2 years ago

    I love how the title says around 99. When it’s not accurate, they could have written around 100 lol.

    • @dingleberry@discuss.tchncs.de
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      85•2 years ago

      It’s “wheeled around”, not “around 99”.

      • @stepanzak@iusearchlinux.fyi
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        16•2 years ago

        Oh I see I don’t know how to read. But what psychopath buys 99 phones to wheel them around and doesn’t buy the 100th one?

        • kamen
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          15•2 years ago

          Someone with reverse OCD?

          • @Geek_King@lemmy.world
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            8•2 years ago

            I love the idea of Reverse OCD, thank you stranger.

          • @0laura@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            1•7 months ago

            *ICD, reverse OCD isn’t a thing and I could totally see someone doing 99 instead of 100 due to OCD

        • @ReveredOxygen@sh.itjust.works
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          3•2 years ago

          he used the 100th one to take the picture

      • @railsdev@programming.dev
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        deleted by creator

        • @SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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          11•2 years ago

          It’s not really unclear. One does not “wheel” a phone, and “around 99” makes no sense with such a precise value. And it’s not even funny misinterpreted so awkwardly.

    • @troglodytis@lemmy.world
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      2•2 years ago

      99 neuf balloons…

  • Atomfried W. Megaforce
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    36•2 years ago

    Probably the funniest thing a german ever did and you can’t ruin this for us

  • @StewartGilligan@lemmy.world
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    23•2 years ago

    The digital Pied Piper of Berlin

    • @AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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      Kinda the opposite, really. This guy is literally causing the pests (rats, not children) of the modern city to avoid him, not be attracted to him and follow him out of town to The Children’s Crusade.

  • @ApeNo1@lemm.ee
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    22•2 years ago

    Cartographer

    • @EdibleFriend@lemmy.world
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      12•2 years ago

      Cartofucker

  • "no" banana
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    18•2 years ago

    I feel like a backpack might achieve the same thing

    • @Cheesus@lemmy.world
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      17•2 years ago

      It was an art piece so he wanted it to be more visible

    • kaupas24
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      9•2 years ago

      I assume Google detects if you’re walking with your phone, so that walking people don’t mess up the traffic jam feature. And that dolley tricks these phones into thinking they’re in a car.

      • "no" banana
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        4•2 years ago

        I was under the impression that Google made that calculation based on average speed. But there may be something to that. Maybe it’s both.

    • @SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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      9•2 years ago

      I’d rather lug 30-40 lbs. of equipment around in a little wagon.

    • @FunkyMonkey@feddit.de
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      8•2 years ago

      I’ll take a wild guess that he maybe wanted to build distance between himself and the phones, especially if he does this repeatedly. For a few phones, radiation and tissue heating is not an important consideration but for 100 phones it might be.

    • @viperex@lemmy.world
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      8•2 years ago

      You say that like there’s something wrong with a wagon.

      • "no" banana
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        7•2 years ago

        Don’t get me wrong, I love the wagon!

    • @MonsiuerPatEBrown@reddthat.com
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      4•2 years ago

      we will wait for your assertion to prove itself, then, together.

  • @AceQuorthon@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    4•2 years ago

    What a hero

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