Funnily enough I picked Dr. Pepper as a guy because I think “Doctor hocking Miracle Tonic” and I think of late 1800s “doctor” do sleazy shit
He just gotta have a curly moustache
Of course they’re a guy. Otherwise it’d be Drs. Pepper. /s
Docsses Pepper?
Doctoress. Didn’t realize it was actually a word and feel like we should use it more because it’s awesome.
It does kind of sound cool but I thought the current trend was to move away from needlessly gendered language, especially with how in English a lot of feminine nouns are intentionally made to sound like a diminutive form of the masculine version
Definitely agree with preferring non-gendered language. But it also doesn’t feel like right to default to the (historically) masculine version either.
You can’t misgender a brand. You can’t deadname a brand. You can’t befriend a brand.
You can’t deadname a brand
I sure can try with Twitter (derogatory)
I like Hank Green’'s version. X is the brand. Twitter is the people on it. You can buy the company, but you can’t buy Twitter.
You wouldn’t download a brand
I never considered Dr Pepper as a person because they made a big deal about how it doesn’t have a period in the name, like an actual doctor title would. So it’s always just been a brand name to me.
But I’m a bit neurotic about nitpicky details like that.
Dur pepper to me.
Democratic Republic (of) Pepper.
Dr Pepper was designed to taste like what a soda fountain smells like, a mix of flavors like when you made “swamp water” as a kid.
So it’s “Dur Pepper’s Monster” to me.To Europeans it tastes like mouthwash
It’s not selling very well I don’t think
Europeans drink mouthwash?!!
TIL…
My mom told me Dr. Pepper was made from prune juice, which I guess is party true about the original formula.
I haven’t looked in a while but in 2020, prune juice was still in the mandatory ingredients list. It’s mainly corn syrup and water, but prune juice is involved, I think
It was made for me! This is my soda!
I mean, they did have an entire ad campaign that was just misogyny a while back. Although then again maybe she was working through some shit.
I don’t keep up with ad campaigns, what?
Don’t read the comments
Dr. Pepper is an inanimate soft drink, there is no gender, but the one you assign to it.
Dr. Marijuana Pepsi, on the other hand, is a woman.
Based reference
Look at you! You got the joke!
Yeah this thread is full of people not getting a simple joke…
omg non biney soder
Unless you speak a tongue with gendered objects, for me all soft drinks are female.
…or that Dr. Pepper’s degree might be in herpetology or Renaissance literature.
The idea of a female herpetologist releasing a soft drink is amazing
buy lizard piss today, crisp and refreshing!!
j-janeway?
Nah. Dr. Pepper is from the 1800s. I don’t think women were allowed to be doctors back then, so Dr. Pepper being male is a fair assumption.
I never considered Dr. Pepper as a person
Dr Pepper , what ever their gender, is a quack.
For some reason I imagine dr pepper looking like a slightly bigger louis armstrong wearing a red t shirt standing by a kroger and I do not have the faintest idea why
I imagine him looking like the Pringles guy
I have an excuse though. Doctor is closer to doutor (male doctor) than doutora (female doctor)
I’m gonna steal this excuse and apply it to German (Doktor/Doktorin)
Mr. Pibbs’ wife.
She’s the bread winner; he sits at home, plays Xbox, and smokes weed all day
I think this is my new head cannon, the distracted Mr. Pibb and his focused wife, Dr. Pepper.
That’s why they changed over to Pibb Xtra.
Mr. Pibb was going through his midlife crisis, and in a fit, returned to his teenager state of mind. Dr. Pepper keeps hoping he’ll break out of it, return to his old self, but she’s so wrapped up in her career she can’t take the time to be there, and doesn’t see the one who’s really fueling it.
That filthy whore R.C Cherry.
I never imagined they were married, just that Dr. Pepper was his superior.
“I cannot operate on this soft drink, he’s my son”
This meme reminded me of this sketch.
