• barsquid@lemmy.world
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    Orion is so powerful and dangerous it can write a memetic virus that mindwipes any reader who sees it. It is beyond science. If you use it within three meters of a lit candle it will summon the devil.

    • o7___o7
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      It’s crazy how these guys will burn billions of dollars and boil the oceans to speak to their invisible friends, when all you really need is a tea candle and 3 cc of mouse blood.

      • Soyweiser
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        I just use a phone to talk to friends who are out of sight.

        • V0ldek
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          The reception in the Seventh Circle of Hell is pretty shite though, I think they’re still on 3G

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            They have a lot of anti 4g/5g protestors there and they are pretty brutal.

      • boonhet@lemm.ee
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        tea candle and 3cc of mouse blood

        Is there something you know that I don’t?