The duck need its emotional programmer support.
This is about LLMs
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If the rubber duck can drive the Jeep then why do I need to pay my Uber?
We need to pay the programmers to put the problems in the code.
Cave Johnson-ass idea
Rubber ducks can’t write comments repeatedly asking for clarification on Jira tickets that just say “[X] doesn’t work” or attend pointless meetings. They still need devs for that.
On the other hand, rubber ducks also lack the sentience required to reflect, with dissolutionment, on a career that’s been wasted working on poorly executed projects which were doomed to failure.
Lucky little yellow bastards.