“Dude, are you ok?” – cat probably

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If you sit on the toilet too long, you’ll get hemorrhoids. -Your cat

I’ve also got a silver toilet guardian:

Doesn’t scratch at the door, but miaows sadly and repeatedly and bumps into the door until let in.

His need to be in the bathroom if there’s a person in there is so strong, he has recently learnt to operate door handles, to let himself in.

Emotional support 👌

She’s so pretty!