A pet crocodile has died and two brothers are facing charges after getting into a fight in Alaska that involved their respective exotic pets, according to Alaska State Troopers.
    • @sik0fewl@lemmy.caEnglish
      8•5 months ago

      English is my native language and it took me three tries. I understood it the first time.

    • @Sludgehammer@lemmy.worldEnglish
      18•5 months ago

      Sigh… I’m so sick of hearing stories like this. When will we get some practical crocodile legislation

      If we legislate crocodiles only bad guys will have crocodiles… and then were will we be?

      • barnaclebuttEnglish
        15•5 months ago

        Well, obviously, every teacher should have a crocodile and proper training.

  • @Krauerking@lemy.lolEnglish
    17•5 months ago

    The guy that was driving away drunk with a 2 year old in the car and is responsible for the dead crocodile because his alligator was tossed out first is the one that called the police for help…

    Morality is weird.

  • @pickman_model@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
    9•5 months ago

    This shit is bizarre. Some very funky people up there.

    Well, at least they didn’t make the alligator and crocodile fight in the snow, that would have been much worse I guess.

  • @JasonDJ@lemmy.zipEnglish
    8•5 months ago

    “They go, ‘Have you seen an alligator run past here?’ And I go, ‘You guys are kidding, right?’” Strickland said, describing the interaction he had with law enforcement who knocked on his door. “He goes ‘No, I’m a state trooper, I wouldn’t kid about something like that.’”

    Fucking gold. Watching it in video described by the frozen stoner made my day. When they had the clip at the end showing him holding out his arms while the newscaster read “about 2.5ft long”, I lost it.

    Alaska must be where all the people who couldn’t make it as Hollywood directors go to be local news directors.

  • @VaalaVasaVarde@sopuli.xyzEnglish
    6•5 months ago

    Why are they wearing the same t-shirt? and the same upturned table in the background, did the police use this as a mugshot?