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@danielton@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz to Memes@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago

How to burn thousands of calories

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How to burn thousands of calories

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@danielton@lemmy.frozeninferno.xyz to Memes@lemmy.ml • 2 years ago
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  • @Phantom_Engineer@lemmy.ml
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    35•2 years ago

    Just start your car. It’s cheaper

    • @Coasting0942@reddthat.com
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      20•2 years ago

      False. Cars require registration. Match box doesn’t and gas station floors are unguarded.

      Not a lawyer, probably don’t listen to internet strangers.

      • @Cabrio@lemmy.world
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        6•2 years ago

        You can’t stop me from taking this as financial advice!

  • Nakedmole
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    16•2 years ago

    Pro tip: Don´t start playing with your cat when there is something on the stove, just don´t.

    • @XTornado@lemmy.ml
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      5•2 years ago

      Too late, the cat is toast already.

      • @HangingFruit@czech-lemmy.eu
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        Don’t start playing with your food, when your cat is on the stove.

  • ℕ𝕠𝕓𝕠𝕕𝕪 𝕆𝕗𝕗𝕚𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝
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    converting calories into carbon hydrate charcoal

  • @krey@sh.itjust.works
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    deleted by creator

    • @faerbit@feddit.de
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      Technically nobody said, that they are gone, just that they are burned

      • @InputZero@lemmy.ml
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        Isn’t that the same thing? Once one calorie is consumed it can’t be put back. That’s enthalpy baby, the ultimate reason why we all gotta die.

  • @fluxion@lemmy.world
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    9•2 years ago

    I just obliterated some chicken wings not longer than an hour ago when my toaster oven ignited some grease in the catch pan so I can relate to this.

  • @Gemini24601@lemmy.world
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    8•2 years ago

    Instructions unclear, I now have smoke inhalation.

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      deleted by creator

      • @Cabrio@lemmy.world
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        deleted by creator

  • @psycho_driver@lemmy.world
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    3•2 years ago

    So this is the secret locked away behind those paywalls . . .

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