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max55@lemm.eeBanned to Political Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

Australia is too far away 🇦🇺

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Australia is too far away 🇦🇺

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max55@lemm.eeBanned to Political Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago
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    Can you please stop joking about invading countries, Jesus Christ, listen to yourselves. The world had a fairly poor view of Americans before this whole thing but you guys are really isolating yourselves here.

    • NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz
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      I don’t imagine this joke was made by an American

      • NotSteve_@lemmy.ca
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        Looking at OP’s history, they do seem to be an American right wing troll

        • NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz
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          Yeah… I see pro-Trump and covid denial themes, so either a Russian troll or an idiot American.

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      It’s fine. We deserve it.

    • Maggoty@lemmy.world
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      I’m sorry it seems like NonCredibleDefense has sprung a leak. I’m sure CredibleDefense will get it plugged shortly.

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    Those guys had guns, went to war against emus, and lost.

    America went to war against drugs and lost. The drugs were surprisingly well armed. Though we also gave drugs a bunch of guns, just to even the playing field.

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      Fuck man, we should give Emus guns.

      • Quadhammer@lemmy.world
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        Drugged emus with guns

  • Jesus@lemmy.world
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    Private Australian citizens don’t need guns to fuck you up.

    • Bluetreefrog@lemmy.world
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      Chonki boi!

    • AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works
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      Kangaroos are strange creatures.

  • RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    We don’t have guns? I should really let the local firing range know that, they clearly never got the memo.

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      Plus the owners of the other 3.5 million guns in the country. Dipshit OP seems to think gun control = gun ban.

      • CurlyWurlies4All@slrpnk.net
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        The number of Americans who do not understand this is frustratingly large.

  • Omega@lemmy.world
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    Don’t do it! They have emus!

  • Bluetreefrog@lemmy.world
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    Don’t need 'em. Got spiders and snakes.

    • Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works
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      That ain’t what it takes to love me. You fool, you fool.

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    We have milk crates, shopping trolleys and thongs. Fucking try us ya pussies

    • MrMcGasion@lemmy.world
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      For any confused Americans, every time I’ve heard an Australian use the word “thongs” they mean flip-flops, not thong underwear. Just wanted to make sure we all understand the meaning of this threat (we should be scared).

      • Taleya@aussie.zone
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        We use the word thong for both the footwear and the bumfloss.

    • EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world
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      They have 🎶*Oil!*🎶

  • NoWay@lemmy.world
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    Ammo town begs to differ, all shiny and chrome.

  • Maggoty@lemmy.world
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    Hey we just got Trump to shut up about Mexico. We’re not trying to do Round 3 in a desert! The choices are Temperate, Arctic, or Jungle. And if we’re super good boys we can get European Island too.

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