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󠁀@󠁀FUCKER@lemmy.world to internet funeral@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 年前

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󠁀@󠁀FUCKER@lemmy.world to internet funeral@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 年前
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    2 年前

    Not one drop of milk has ever come out of my nipples.

    • ivanafterall@kbin.social
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      That’s likely just poor milking technique. You’ll get it!

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        No matter how many times I’ve tried, the baby just won’t latch. I’ve asked my wife for advice but she’s no help.

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          If your baby is over 6 months and you’ve introduced them to peanut butter and confirmed no allergic reaction you can use a little spread on the nipple to help promote latching.

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            I still don’t think they’d get much milk out of my nipples.

            • LemmysMum@lemmy.world
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              6 months and a course of prolactin and I’ll have your titties leaking like the aroused mother of a newborn baby.

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      No one said the milk had to come out of the nipples

    • gmtom@lemmy.world
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      So what you’re saying is you’re backed up?

      • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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        My nipples, not my rectum.

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