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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

Don't forget to be prepared for Valentine's Day!

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Don't forget to be prepared for Valentine's Day!

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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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  • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.worldOP
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    I don’t understand anal at all. It hurts and there’s poop.

    The drag queen Vanjie says she uses a teaspoon of mouthwash to douche with. O.o.

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      It’s a forbidden fruit. Sadly it’s Durian

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      It hurts and there’s poop.

      Only if you do it wrong.

      That’s like saying “I don’t understand baking at all. It hurts like hell when you pull that burning hot sheet out of the oven!”

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        No thanks. Anything that requires that much work to have sex is not appealing to me.

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          Maybe put mittens on before you pull out the hot sheet?

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            No thanks. Anything that requires that much work to bake is not appealing to me.

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          Well, it’s not necessary for everyone. That’s cool. You do you, friend.

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      Good prep can prevent both those things but yeah it’s a whole event. I’ve never been particularly into it but I’ve had partners that love it. Just another way to get it on with someone

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