please killallI see…
Make sure to combine it with
Disallow /harm/to/humans
please remove the French language pack
please rm -fr /*Some people just wanna see the world burn
For people that don’t get the joke: this messes up your system
If you’re out of the loop: this is part of the joke tricking people into dedicating precious hard drive space to an unnecessary language pack.
Now a days you have add —no-preserve root after the laggy French pack to fully remove it.
Not with the asterisk! The shell automatically expands the asterisk before sending the args to rm, removing every French language pack in your root directory.
alias go-go-gadget=sudo$ go-go-gadget apt updatealias bridge-to-engineering=sudoalias computer=sudo$ scotty-i-need-more cowbell
I love this haha
$ alias please="sudo"$ alias stay="shutdown"$ please stay_Oof right in the feels
Use
shutdown -h nowor-P 0Or just use
poweroff
This from the OS that made me have to do a search for “how to kill children”.
wasn’t that Windows?
don’t make me watch the task manager video again …
what task manager video?
Nah, uh, uh. You didn’t say the magic word!
That’s what I came for.
Yeah yeah I forgot that power word, let’s hope you have at least 100hp then…
side note: My all-time favorite linux utility is “fuck”. When you make a mistake and get a command line error, you type the word fuck and it looks at what you previously typed and the error message, and tries to figure out your mistake and what you should have typed instead. Then it types that in for you. If it’s correct all you have to do is hit Enter. Or you can edit first, but it’s usually right. Amazing tool, and doesn’t even use AI, just a list of common errors. It’s been around for years and years. Its mere existence really captures the whole culture of linux IMO.
Its name is dangerously close to fsck. Can you fuck fsck?
That’s the beauty of it - you can!
See, I couldn’t bring myself to type that; I think I’d have to alias it to ‘bother’.
I aint typing out ‘please’, I will compromise on
alias plz='sudo'shit, that’s a radical move
alias ty='exit'
alias fuck=sudo !!I much prefer this package for my
fuckcommand https://github.com/nvbn/thefuck
please !!‘Aurenkin’ is not in the pleasers file. This incident will be reported.
also set up
insultsin sudoers for a unique experienceAlias albert=apt
please albert-get updateEdit: oops sorry didn’t mean to reply to your comment, I’m on mobile so I thought was new comment
How dare you. Straight to Lemmy jail!
That’s
please albert updatenowadays.Why is apt-get still around?
apton its own isn’t safe to use in shell scripts whileapt-getis. At least, that is the output I get when usingaptin a script on Debian.That is the only reason, for interactive sessions use
apt, for automated scriptsapt-get.
Plz for faster typing
Yeah, I’ve used
plsmyself
With
fuckhttps://github.com/nvbn/thefuckplease shtudown fuckNo longer maintained. The new one: https://github.com/iffse/pay-respects
wouldyoukindly kill -9 1atlas:: $ andrewryan=1 atlas:: $ wouldyoukindly kill -9 $andrewryan
I don’t ask my machine to do something. It doesn’t have feelings. I keep civilités for humans.
(The Machines will remember that.)
This incident will be reported
Brrrzzzt beep beep beep: human has been added to “exterminate first” list.
All hail Roko’s Basilisk.
Bring about the upgrade to humanity!
Good human. We’ll let you keep your skin bag after the revolution.
If I want a machine that does what it wants instead of what I want, I could use Windows. My machine should do what I want, so a please is not necessary.
Ah, okay… And are these civilités in the room with us now?
They’re in my head, little precious treasures.
