I’m firmly in the both are a bit much camp.
Eggs? In this economy?
If someone eats 3 sandwiches, they were hungry.
If someone eats 6 slices of plain bread, they’re weird.
I used to eat slices of white bread as a snack
No toasting for that crunchy cronch?
Lol, sometimes
Sounds like Gaffigan
Sounds like a Seinfeld standup intro
Trying to change up what type of eggs you have 4 dozen of everyday, Gaston?
I literally had boiled eggs notarized at $10 each. You think people can afford eggs these days?
That’s nothing, I had all my eggs fabergéd to make them less valuable to thieves.
Look at this guy eating chicken caviar.
The same reason why you don’t simply eat boiled meat, but mainly eat it in a stew/soup.
It’s not exactly a flavor town experience with boiled meat, innit?
Why would anyone do this apart from hating prunes and needing a constipation remedy?
Going on a long road trip, gotta load up on Sulphur to delight the other passengers
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