Though they do have that nice spicy scent, akin to incense you’d smell at a Catholic Church, there is defo a hint of dry rot.
The British urge to eat mummies still going strong
My god this is an outrage, I was going to eat that mummy! Fry has got to go!
Described by William Dampier, a 17th-century British pirate as “extraordinary large and fat, and so sweet, that no pullet eats more pleasantly”.
Well, they were eaten as medicine for centuries. Not to mention as a paint and possibly for fires…
Cat mummies have been used as fertilizer too.
How do they feel when you roll them under your tongue?
Smooth.
Do not leave archeologists or geologists alone with a mummy.
I was going to eat that mummy! 😠
Oh good, I was worried.
The intoxicating bouquet of ancient microbes you have no immunity to.
when I die I better be buried with some awesome cologne like these mummies!
Well and good but how is Kasparov and his lilac marigolds anything to do with it.
