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Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

U.S. officials cracking down on people trying to bring valuable eggs across the border

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U.S. officials cracking down on people trying to bring valuable eggs across the border

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Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year ago

Egg interceptions up 116% so far this year, while seizures of fentanyl down 32%

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