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ooli2@lemm.ee to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 9 个月前

What’s your excuse?

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What’s your excuse?

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ooli2@lemm.ee to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 9 个月前
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    deleted by creator

  • 𝔻𝔼𝕍𝕀𝕃𝕀𝕊ℍ@lemmy.world
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    Nicole?!

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      Call her Fediverse Chick!

      • kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Does she have a matrix server filled with screaming racists?

        • xeekei@lemm.ee
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          I don’t really know, I’ve never gotten the scam. I just know the memes. 🤷

          • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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            Really? I’ve gotten a half dozen or so. I don’t interact with it at all and just report it so the admins can hopefully ban them before they bother too many people.

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              Yea, really. I don’t know how, tho. I ain’t doing anything special.

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          I missed that part. Is that step 2, when you reply to the scam?

          • kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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            I think its after the part you add her on frendica

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    deleted by creator

    • Chaotic Cookie@sh.itjust.works
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      Yummy in my tummy!!

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    Remarkably with closed eyes. That requires a lot of routine.

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      She’s also blind.

  • 2ugly2live@lemmy.world
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    Yeesh, she looks like she’s being tortured.

    • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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      … with pleasure.

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    That’s disgusting. Gross Which video is this from so I can make sure to never watch it?

    • addie@feddit.uk
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      Maya Bijou with Bambino in “bathroom spinner”. You can never be too careful, FGM420.

      https://tiny4k.com/models/maya-bijou

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        Damn. The sauce master over here!

        • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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          They know their porn.

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    Pretty sure you’re allowed to use your legs in bed making

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      Yes, “bed making”

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    I think that if you didn’t have any arms, nobody would judge you for not making your bed. I don’t have that excuse, I’m just lazy.

    • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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      I’ll take it. You can’t prove I’m not typing this with my feet.

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