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minus-squareryedaft@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up55·1 year agoHe can’t die. If he dies how will he institute martial law April 20th?
minus-squarewitchybitchy@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up13·1 year agolmao I was thinking the same. I have it in my calendar. can’t remember what the reason is supposed to be, but April 20th is martial law day
minus-squareFreshparsnip@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·edit-21 year agoApril 20th is Hitler’s birthday And also Easter so maybe he’s gonna arrest the Easter bunny And also the weed smokers
minus-squareryedaft@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·edit-21 year ago20 April 1889 I did not know that. Does fit with my theory that all numbers are nazi numbers.
minus-square4am@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up12·1 year agoWow that entire DECADE was sending subtle dogwhistles
minus-squareplantmoretrees@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoMr. fluffington, you are under arrest for liberal dog ideologies and for not being eaten by the immigrants in Springfield
minus-squareCaptDust@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up18·edit-21 year agoKristi Noem and Pete Hegseth are compiling reports regarding the “national emergency” at the border, and advising if the insurrection act is an appropriate response. Their reports are due the 20th.
minus-squaretheprogressivist @lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up11·1 year agoSomething about 420 being a nazi thing.
minus-squareLedericas@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoHe would be preserved by all the McDonald’s he ate
He can’t die. If he dies how will he institute martial law April 20th?
lmao I was thinking the same. I have it in my calendar. can’t remember what the reason is supposed to be, but April 20th is martial law day
April 20th is Hitler’s birthday
And also Easter so maybe he’s gonna arrest the Easter bunny
And also the weed smokers
20 April 1889
I did not know that. Does fit with my theory that all numbers are nazi numbers.
Wow that entire DECADE was sending subtle dogwhistles
And my dog’s birthday!
Mr. fluffington, you are under arrest for liberal dog ideologies and for not being eaten by the immigrants in Springfield
Kristi Noem and Pete Hegseth are compiling reports regarding the “national emergency” at the border, and advising if the insurrection act is an appropriate response. Their reports are due the 20th.
ahh yeah, that’s it. border ‘crisis’
Something about 420 being a nazi thing.
He would be preserved by all the McDonald’s he ate