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minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comBannedlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up33·1 year agoMinotaur TV: Labyrinth on repeat until midnight, then milk porn until 4am and then labyrinth again. Rock Troll (Discworld) TV: similar to Dwarf TV, but more igneous. Devil (Forgotten Realms) TV: Let’s Make a Deal, Deal or No Deal, and similar shows Demon (FR) TV: repeats of the entire Saw franchise, Nickelback videos Dragon TV: documentaries about predatory animals, business news, Dragon’s Den Elder Vampire TV: CSPAN
minus-squareGodric@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 year agoElder Vampire TV has to be CSPAN so they can watch their servants. I tried a historical documentary once and they got really really mad at the historical inaccuracies and threatened to have both myself and Ken Burns killed.
Minotaur TV: Labyrinth on repeat until midnight, then milk porn until 4am and then labyrinth again.
Rock Troll (Discworld) TV: similar to Dwarf TV, but more igneous.
Devil (Forgotten Realms) TV: Let’s Make a Deal, Deal or No Deal, and similar shows
Demon (FR) TV: repeats of the entire Saw franchise, Nickelback videos
Dragon TV: documentaries about predatory animals, business news, Dragon’s Den
Elder Vampire TV: CSPAN
Elder Vampire TV has to be CSPAN so they can watch their servants. I tried a historical documentary once and they got really really mad at the historical inaccuracies and threatened to have both myself and Ken Burns killed.