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Flying Squid to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 years ago

Call me a taxi

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Call me a taxi

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Flying Squid to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish • 2 years ago
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  • The Dark Lord ☑️
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    2 years ago

    The person is in their contacts as Dad, yet the dad says “Thanks dad”. Who’s the dad?

    • @nieceandtows@programming.dev
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      2 years ago

      The dad just named his son after himself.

      • modifier
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        8•2 years ago

        Mail men hate this one trick!

    • @troglodytis@lemmy.world
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      15•2 years ago

      We are all dad on this blessed day

      • @beforan@lemm.ee
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        3•2 years ago

        Speak for yourself

    • @agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works
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      5•2 years ago

      Homosexual parents doing that thing where parents call each other Mom/Dad? Non-orientable DDLD relationship?

  • NegativeLookBehind
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    41•2 years ago

    Holding a phone

    I should ask someone else to call a taxi for me

  • @Revan343@lemmy.ca
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    28•2 years ago

    Dumb and fake

    • @lugal@sopuli.xyz
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      58•2 years ago

      😱 a dumb joke in a community for dad jokes? A fake in this community? Big if true!

      • @bastian_5@sh.itjust.works
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        18•2 years ago

        The dumb part isn’t the joke. The dumb part is the person saying “thanks dad” is called “Dad” in the phone.

        • @lugal@sopuli.xyz
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          5•2 years ago

          So what’s the fake part?

          • @Spuddaccino@reddthat.com
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            17•2 years ago

            The part between the corners of the image. It’s white and has grey and green blobs on it. You can’t miss it.

          • @Revan343@lemmy.ca
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            11•2 years ago

            Texts are on the wrong sides

            • @lugal@sopuli.xyz
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              5•2 years ago

              Maybe you are on the wrong side…of the argument

            • @CeruleanRuin@lemmings.world
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              4•2 years ago

              I WANT TO GO TO THE PARTIES YOU ARE AT

      • @Revan343@lemmy.ca
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        12•2 years ago

        I just wish they’d pay more attention to detail with their fake text screenshots

  • Bappity
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    7•2 years ago

    programming

    • Smorty [she/her]
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      3•2 years ago

      true.

  • @jcdenton@lemy.lol
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    5•2 years ago

    Punctuatial

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