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𝚆𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚌𝚛𝚊𝚏𝚝𝚒𝚊𝚗 to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish • 2 years ago

You should see what I can do with a pudding cup.

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You should see what I can do with a pudding cup.

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𝚆𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚌𝚛𝚊𝚏𝚝𝚒𝚊𝚗 to Memes@lemmy.mlEnglish • 2 years ago
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  • @velox_vulnus@lemmy.ml
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    deleted by creator

    • Track_Shovel
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      58•2 years ago

      You’ve never licked the beaters?

      Did your parents keep you in oubliette?

      • @velox_vulnus@lemmy.ml
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        • @Micromot@feddit.de
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          16•2 years ago

          Whatever you use for stirring, didn’t you lick that after the batter is done?

          • @velox_vulnus@lemmy.ml
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            deleted by creator

      • @VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf
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        3•2 years ago

        Or an Iron Maiden?

        I hope you’re not a prisoner but a free (wo)man and your blood is your own now!

        • @PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocksB
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          1•2 years ago

          Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

          not a prisoner but a free (wo)man

          Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

          I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

    • @HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world
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      3•2 years ago

      Oh man, wait till you see what I do to spoons

    • @Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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      2•2 years ago

      I weep for you

  • ivanafterall
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    45•2 years ago

    If you are kissing like you lick a beater, there’s a good chance you might be doing it wrong.

    • @atomicorange@lemmy.world
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      13•2 years ago

      You shouldn’t be trying to taste the back of my molars, honey. Calm down.

      • ivanafterall
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        8•2 years ago

        Yeah, I love kissing, but I don’t want anyone trying to thoroughly clean the insides of my cheeks and the backsides of my teeth. I’d rather just be alone forever.

        • @Resistentialism@feddit.uk
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          2•2 years ago

          If, by some miracle, I ever get a girlfriend, and we’ve been together for ages, and we’ve got that extreme comfortability, I’m definitely trying this once.

  • Ravi
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    44•2 years ago

    “Kiss”

    • @tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip
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      29•2 years ago

      yeah this is the PG version of “where did you learn to insert your tongue deep inside me like that?”

      • @bingbong@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Ask that pudding cup

        👁️👃👁️
        👅

    • @Feirdro@lemmy.world
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      8•2 years ago

      A special kiss

      • @kameecoding@lemmy.world
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        10•2 years ago

        Australian kiss, “Down Under”

    • @TurboDiesel@lemmy.world
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      deleted by creator

  • stebo
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    36•2 years ago

    said no one ever lmao I’m lonely

  • @SuckMyWang@lemmy.world
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    Jesus Christ. I thought the first one was covered in rust for a second

  • @Skaryon@lemmy.world
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    5•2 years ago

    https://youtu.be/_pPuleshdtA?si=OntelwvG3J8qjirA

    • @themusicman@lemmy.world
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      1•1 year ago

      I knew this would be in the comments

    • @PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocksB
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      1•2 years ago

      Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

      https://piped.video/_pPuleshdtA?si=OntelwvG3J8qjirA

      Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

      I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

  • @darvocet@infosec.pub
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    4•2 years ago

    When i hear pudding cups i picture Ron Desantis’ fingers digging in there.

    • ivanafterall
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      3•2 years ago

      Why?

      • NoFuckingWaynado
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        4•2 years ago

        Hey no kink shame here. This is a safe space.

        Ahh screw it… Get the torches and pitchforks!

        • @atomicorange@lemmy.world
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          4•2 years ago

          No kink shame, but very concerned kink questions.

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