That’s not petty, that’s just being smart
Pettiness and pragmatism are two wildly different things. I’d also count her as pragmatic.
To be fair, the Orange Shitgibbon barely speaks english itself.
Is it possible to learn this power?
Anybody whose able to speak another language than english can do it.
But that does exclude a lot of americans.
you don’t even actually have to speak another language. just make shit up. babble like a fundie “speaking in tongues” and repeat “no speakey eni englche”… helps if you can go a little castor-eyed and pull out the crazed weirdo look.
that’s how i reply to talkative hobos on the street
You only need a couple of phrases (and a practiced accent/pronunciation) to seem believable enough for them to give up
This. The sayings we all know can easily be repurposed. I am sorry I don’t speak [english]. No I do not understand you. Thank you. Where is the train.
I may have done this to American tourists in Europe.
no hablo ingles.
That will get you disappeared for the next few years
naw estoy canadian.
That too.
“No hablo ingles”
“Quieres visitar El Salvador?”
no entender
Not from a sycophant.
As an English speaking American, I would attempt the same thing.
¿Que?
me no comprendo
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“Oh. I don’t speak or understand any of the English language at all, so I cannot talk to you or your staff.”
Back in his first term
Well its worked for Melania all these years…
Rest in Piss bozo
Sometimes I wish I could not know English for 2 hours.
Write a hundred page essay, you’ll feel like you don’t
That is the opposite of being petty.
RIP Shinzo, you old dog
In piss, right?
He wanted people to bang more, so he wasn’t all bad.
He was a genocide denying piece of shit, he should have been shot far sooner.
To be fair, she can get away with it, unlike, say, Queen Elizabeth II.
She gets away not talking to trump, mostly because she’s dead.
*pretending to be dead. Now we know the real reason she “died”
I wouldn’t utter a single word to that turd.
日本語を食べません
I also don’t eat Japanese
何？わかりません
Sucks to explain jokes, but this is internet recommended practice to avoid any kind of everyday trouble with Japanese officials etc. Use at your own risk
I’m on public transport and I just giggled. Love it.
I’m not sure I would call it “petty”… :)
