I didn’t try to do ANYTHING

I woke up today and SOME TOASTY TRISCUIT was SCREAMING ON TELEVISION ABOUT ALLIGATORS EATING MEN for legal reasons so I picked up a mallet and beat the shit out of a motherboard screaming THIS IS AN XBOX THIS IS AN XBOX THIS IS AN XBOX

I AM BLEEDING

THIS IS AN XBOX

GOD IS DEAD

I disowned my dad because he suggested “windows” as a solution for the home and I DONT FUCKING CARE IF HE MEANT REAL WINDOWS ON A HOUSE I’M DONE

  • dgdft@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    This is the best satirical shitpost I’ve seen in yea- AN XBOX A BLOODY GODLESS XBOX