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hypertown@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 年前

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hypertown@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 年前
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  • Pons_Aelius@kbin.social
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    Intelligence is knowing Tomatoes are fruits.

    Wisdom is knowing not to put them in a fruit salad.

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      Greek salad would like a word… the only things that aren’t a fruit in Greek salad are the onions and feta.

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        Wisdom is knowing not to put them in a fruit salad.

        A Greek salad is not a fruit salad, it is a…Greek salad.

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          salad Greek extends Fruit

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            { fruit* Tomato }

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          I think that one might be intelligence too, sorry @xmunk@sh.itjust.works.

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      Pragmatism is putting tomatoes with the vegetables because of taste, which is one of the most important parts of food.

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        Legalism is declaring in 1893 that it is a vegetable for tax purposes, because fuck you, pay taxes.

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