melroy@kbin.melroy.org to Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world · 9 months agoVW introduces monthly subscription to increase car powerwww.bbc.comexternal-linkmessage-square154linkfedilinkarrow-up1561arrow-down10file-textcross-posted to: world@lemmy.worldhackernews@lemmy.bestiver.se
arrow-up1561arrow-down1external-linkVW introduces monthly subscription to increase car powerwww.bbc.commelroy@kbin.melroy.org to Mildly Infuriating@lemmy.world · 9 months agomessage-square154linkfedilinkfile-textcross-posted to: world@lemmy.worldhackernews@lemmy.bestiver.se
minus-squareDominusOfMegadeus@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up51·edit-29 months ago“We marveled at our own magnificence as we gave birth to AI.”
minus-squareerrer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·edit-29 months agoThat’s why I live my life as if it were still the 90s…oh shit, am I in the matrix already?
minus-squareDominusOfMegadeus@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·9 months agoSeriously. Why didn’t I take the blue pill?
minus-squareCeeBee_Eh@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·9 months agoYou guys were offered a blue pill???
minus-squareDominusOfMegadeus@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·9 months agoYeah, but it was a weekly subscription fee, so I declined
minus-squareCeeBee_Eh@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·9 months agoNo. Just some weird guy in a trench coat behind a Giant Tiger offered me some white-ish looking pills. I woke up the next day with half my head shaved and my wallet was missing.
minus-squaremelroy@kbin.melroy.orgOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·9 months agoI forgot to check my spam folder
“We marveled at our own magnificence as we gave birth to AI.”
That’s why I live my life as if it were still the 90s…oh shit, am I in the matrix already?
You wish!
Seriously. Why didn’t I take the blue pill?
You guys were offered a blue pill???
Yeah, but it was a weekly subscription fee, so I declined
You didn’t get the emails?
No. Just some weird guy in a trench coat behind a Giant Tiger offered me some white-ish looking pills. I woke up the next day with half my head shaved and my wallet was missing.
I forgot to check my spam folder