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underline960@sh.itjust.works to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 个月前

James Bond (Twonks)

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James Bond (Twonks)

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underline960@sh.itjust.works to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 个月前
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.eco.br/post/15931097

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  • Deathray5@lemmynsfw.com
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    I don’t get James bond. I’ve only read some of the books but it feels like you could make a porn parody with a better plot without a good writer

    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      That’s your mistake right there: thinking that the drooling masses need a plot. Just make some things explode, others move fast, and some be sexy to look at and you’ve got yourself a blockbuster.

      By which I mean a hit movie, not an almost entirely defunct video rental business.

      • MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca
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        Michael Bay, is that you?

        • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          I think that’s the worst thing I’ve ever been called, and I’ve argued with both fascists and tankies! 😄

      • Venat0r@lemmy.world
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        “almost” ?

        is there still one open somewhere?

        • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Yup! It’s in Bend, Oregon

  • Sundray@lemmus.org
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    … or Jeff Bezos 🤦

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