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minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up116·3 months ago“Are you ovulating? I have cheese if you are.”
minus-squareSpruceBringsteen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up74·3 months ago Yes, that one there officer. He tried to put a Kraft Single in my bra.
minus-squarelime!@feddit.nulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up66·3 months agono wonder it didn’t work, that’s not even cheese
minus-squareouthouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-23 months agoHe failed though. Arrest him, and bring me someone taller. Edit: or better at jump shots.
minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up26·3 months agoTo be fair, cheese works on most people, whether or not they’re ovulating.
“Are you ovulating? I have cheese if you are.”
no wonder it didn’t work, that’s not even cheese
He failed though. Arrest him, and bring me someone taller.
Edit: or better at jump shots.
To be fair, cheese works on most people, whether or not they’re ovulating.
The cheese is under my foreskin