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"no" banana to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 year ago

Bedpanjo

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Bedpanjo

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"no" banana to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 1 year ago
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  • Norgur
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    31•1 year ago

    If it hadn’t been for Bedpanjo,
    I’d been married a long time ago
    Where did you come from, where did you go,
    Who the fuck built you, Bedpanjo

    • IninewCrow
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      8•1 year ago

      … beat me to it you beautiful genius …

      For the uninitiated … Cotton Eye Joe - 1994 Rednex version

      funny part is … the song origins has a history that goes back over a hundred years … https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cotton-Eyed_Joe

      • "no" bananaOP
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        4•1 year ago

        Personally I’m partial to Old Pop in an Oak

        • IninewCrow
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          4•1 year ago

          That sends me back to the 90s … also down a rabbit hole … never knew that Rednex was actually a Swedish Europop group! always thought they were American.

          • "no" bananaOP
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            3•1 year ago

            Sweden is a huge exporter of music and musicians!

        • @PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocksB
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          2•1 year ago

          Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

          Old Pop in an Oak

          Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

          I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

      • @PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocksB
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        3•1 year ago

        Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

        Cotton Eye Joe - 1994 Rednex version

        Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

        I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

  • @Tangent5280@lemmy.world
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    22•1 year ago

    The stains…

  • @itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml
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    16•1 year ago

    Lightly used

  • @LEDZeppelin@lemmy.world
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    10•1 year ago

    Panjo

    • "no" bananaOP
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      5•1 year ago

      Nah that’s this one

  • @Slow@lemmy.today
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    7•1 year ago

    Who thought of making a musical instrument from hospital equipment? How does that sound?

    • @Carnelian@lemmy.world
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      20•1 year ago

      Shitty

      • "no" bananaOP
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        1•1 year ago

        Like ass

  • @achance4cheese@sh.itjust.works
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    6•1 year ago

    “Is this still available? I’ll pay you on Venmo now and my son will come by and pick it up. What’s your email?”

  • @Jakdracula@lemmy.world
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    6•1 year ago

    Sounds like shit.

  • @chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world
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    6•1 year ago

    There is a rhythm guitarist in a gutter-folk band right now losing their mind.

    • "no" bananaOP
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      2•1 year ago

      I’d fucking play this thing if it was a mandolin

  • @Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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    4•1 year ago

    Looks 90% bedpan, 8% guitar, and 2% banjo

  • Introversion
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    4•1 year ago

    Cue “Dueling banjoes” soundtrack…

  • KillGorack
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    4•1 year ago

    Poop knife not needed.

  • PatFusty
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    3•1 year ago

    😀

  • Flying SquidM
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    3•1 year ago

    If I could play the banjo, this would definitely be worth blowing $35 on.

  • magnetosphere
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    2•1 year ago

    That rust has me concerned. No, I do NOT have questions!

  • Stantana
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    2•1 year ago

    That’s a shitty guitar, not a bed pan banjo baby. Look at them strings.

    • @Bytemeister@lemmy.world
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      2•1 year ago

      Banjo isn’t an instrument, it’s a lifestyle.

      Source: I occasionally play the banjo.

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