• azertyfun@sh.itjust.works
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      1 year ago

      The complete lack of thought for obvious disastrous consequences is how you recognize a true Maoist policy.

      I welcome or wet-ass bidet future, comrade.

    • Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      1 year ago

      Right? TP ban sounds like something a person who has never used a bidet would say. Even the bidets that “dry your bum” take forever and don’t fully dry.

    • CileTheSane@lemmy.ca
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      1 year ago

      Just wait a minute and it will dry. I’m going to be sitting there for a couple more minutes on my phone anyway.

      • GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml
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        1 year ago

        I’m totally fine with just using two squares of paper to both get dry faster and to ensure that everything is fully clean post-bidet application, to be honest

      • GissaMittJobb@lemmy.ml
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        1 year ago

        A towel.

        I don’t take shits in the shower though, so there’s really no risk of me wiping shit on my towel when drying my ass after showering. The bidet is good, but won’t necessarily get everything 100% clean. Two squares of TP to get dry + ensure that everything is completely clean is a very cheap insurance policy.