• barnaclebutt@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    I bet he would have gotten off if he just said, “I’m a loud, former crackhead. Why would anybody listen to me?”.

    Or maybe not… Former, brain damaged, crackhead seems to be a voting block in the US.

  • WanderWisley@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    Poor Mike, he went from snorting coke to snoring coke cut with baking soda to now snoring baking soda cut with Ajax cleaner.