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somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 months ago

we did a little bit of branch fuckery

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we did a little bit of branch fuckery

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somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 months ago
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  • CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world
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    Ok, well I was looking for a new project - guess I’m making git-ar hero now

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      Is the goal to make branch commands that match a specific song? That’s be fun.

      • rirus@feddit.org
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        Here is the git-music Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9Do2p4PwtE

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      Dad joke for coders? Ooooo… you!

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      Here is the git-music Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9Do2p4PwtE

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        HOLY SHIT THAT’S SO GOOD??

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      Next version git-tar hero, where you also need to take care of the tar process

      Although I don’t have a realistic direct use case, I thought the name and complexity of the game should be worth it

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    Look at this person over here using branches, show off

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    in the projects i work in i always try to force semi linear history to avoid all of this, never merge (unless it’s the MR) always rebase.

    this leaves a very readable history, with each feature branch highlighted and no mixture in the commits…

    i haven’t found any downside yet… maybe that some ci/cd are built to push to main, but making them do branch pr automerge is not that difficult

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  • cronenthal@discuss.tchncs.de
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    I’ve seen worse … so much worse.

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      I have made worse, I used to do a cascading merge everyday to move stuff from dev branches to staging to production. Then I did a merge in the opposite direction for a small selection of branches so they could get their updates from staging. Feature branches were rebased as needed.

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    At least twelve lanes on a single track. If I recall, the cool keytar instrument you could get for… was it Rock Band 3? might be able to make a song with that track in it. Not sure how many other games or instruments could do that though.

  • somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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    tomfoolery, even

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    Trunk based: am I a joke to you

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    Nah, just sort by date instead of topology, or vice versa.

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    This in fact is vert good d’or large trams that work on 3 to 7 featyres or bug fixes in thé aame tome. Simple, ans vert easy to trace.

    I’ve se en much much worse where you can’t keep track of where branches come from and where they go, and even if you do, you cannot predict what they can contain.

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    Can someone please play this in the guitar (or sitar?) and share it here?

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      Here is the git-music Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9Do2p4PwtE

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      Yeah lemme just grab my squints thirteen string guitar

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    Lmao still nicer than mine.

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