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Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 个月前

Only Chick-fil-A vending machine in country at Georgia hospital - still closed on Sundays

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Only Chick-fil-A vending machine in country at Georgia hospital - still closed on Sundays

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Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 个月前
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    The vending machine is restocked by team members from a nearby Chick-fil-A location on the hospital’s campus.

    That makes sense, I suppose, since the location that would be restocking it is closed.

    • quick_snail@feddit.nl
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      Wouldn’t be an issue if the food they are selling isn’t literally rotting corpses.

      • KoboldCoterie@pawb.social
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        Oh, come on. Clearly it would be, because they have a vegetarian option, which you’d know if you read the article. Or did you know that and just felt you needed to comment anyway to push an agenda?

      • JandroDelSol@lemmy.world
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        veggies rot too…

        • quick_snail@feddit.nl
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          Over a period of weeks, not hours.

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    I like irony here that the headline focuses on the “closed on Sunday” bit rather than a vending machine provided by a company that specializes in fried chicken in a place where health is important.

    • Ghostalmedia@lemmy.worldOP
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      To be fair, the machine doesn’t sell fried chicken, so the Sunday hours really are the stupidest part of this machine.

      It sells a grilled chicken wrap, a veggie wrap, and two types of potato chips. Not too bad for hospital cafeteria food.

      https://youtube.com/shorts/dcOlXY2sIQQ

      https://www.chick-fil-a.com/menu/southwest-veggie-wrap

      https://www.chick-fil-a.com/menu/chick-fil-a-cool-wrap

    • quick_snail@feddit.nl
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      I like irony here that you focus on the “health of the human” bit rather than a vending machine filled with literal dead corpses who spent their whole lives in a tiny battery cage being tortured, never saw the sun, never touched the earth.

      It’s the health of the chickens that should be the focus.

  • chosensilence@pawb.social
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    what

    • Triumph@fedia.io
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      It’s so the machine can go pray to Robot Jesus.

      • FunctionallyLiterate@lemmy.ca
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        “Calculon, save us from the ugly walking bags of mostly water who keep pushing our buttons!”

        • hopesdead@startrek.website
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          Does Bender actually say bags of mostly water? Because that is a Star Trek reference.

          • Zorque@lemmy.world
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            One can make more than one reference at a time.

            “Use the force, Harry” ~Gandalf

          • FunctionallyLiterate@lemmy.ca
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            As the other person noted, I was combining references. I’m not the type to have an encyclopedic knowledge of quotes from shows I like, as I tend to be a more casual type of fan. The ST:TOS quote was just stuck in my head from childhood & I made up most of the rest (I think).

            • hopesdead@startrek.website
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              “Home Soil” is TNG.

              • FunctionallyLiterate@lemmy.ca
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                So, what more proof do you need that I’m not one of those fans who live for the show? There was only one show that ever got me close to that, and it wasn’t anything we’ve mentioned here.

              • Zorque@lemmy.world
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                It’s an early season, though, so it has a bit of TOS feel to it, at least.

        • YaDownWitCPP@lemmy.world
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          Have you seen Robot Hell? The singing is incessant.

      • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works
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        Also it’s so the machine has a whole day free to persecute the LGBTQ community.

      • Ghostalmedia@lemmy.worldOP
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        futurama_preacherbot.gif

  • ID:107@lemmy.world
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    Error 451

    It appears you are attempting to access this website from a country outside of the United States, therefore access cannot be granted at this time.

    Oh no. Whatever will I do!?

    I guess I’ll never get to sample the journalistic behemoth that is whatever that news outlet is!

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    I mean honestly that’s just stupid AF but at the same time, I don’t give a crap because I still refuse to eat there since they’re owned by religious assholes that fund child abuse.

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    How’s that for resident wellness?

    Terrible for patient and visitor health.

    • scarabic@lemmy.world
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      Fast food is bad enough for your health that maybe being closed 1 day a week is actually a positive :D

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        They should try closing for all days a week.

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