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SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 个月前

A tense situation

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A tense situation

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SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 个月前
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  • Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world
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    TIL what a sawhorse is

    • Zachariah@lemmy.world
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      was

  • BlueLineBae@midwest.social
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    My dumbass went “Seahorse… Workbench??”.

    • And009@lemmynsfw.com
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      Seahorse - wooden horse… Trojan horse?

      • absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz
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        See horse… Saw horse

  • Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe
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    Boo! Haha, have my upvote.

    • naeap@sopuli.xyz
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      I don’t get it
      Care to give me a hint?

      • Bring_Back_Buggy_Whips@sh.itjust.works
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        Seahorse (See horse) Sawhorse

        • puppycat (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          i have never heard of a saw horse until now

          • Jerb322@lemmy.world
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            Crazy how different lives can be. Probably one of the first tools that I learned.

            • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world
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              First tool I ever learned about was ronald reagan. Then again, I grew up in the 80s.

              • Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe
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                Why ya gotta go makin’ it political?

                This is Dad Jokes, not angsty GenX

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                  here i fixed it for you: First tool I ever learned about was my dad. Then again, I grew up in a tool shed.

        • popcornpizza@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          deleted by creator

  • Grass@sh.itjust.works
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    fuck I’m dead

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    I sea what you did there.

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    I read the first one as “hippocampus”, and had no idea what the second pic had to do with it 😆

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