jballs@sh.itjust.works to politics @lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoMan who threw sandwich at US federal agent found not guilty of assaultwww.theguardian.comexternal-linkmessage-square52linkfedilinkarrow-up1488arrow-down10
arrow-up1488arrow-down1external-linkMan who threw sandwich at US federal agent found not guilty of assaultwww.theguardian.comjballs@sh.itjust.works to politics @lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square52linkfedilink
minus-squareToiletFlushShowerScream@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up30·1 month ago“This, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, is about a sandwich” and after the federal agent claimed to have been smeared with mustard and onions, the defense showed a picture of the sandwich - still completely in its wrapper.
minus-squareN0t_5ure@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up21·1 month ago“If the wrapper is still fit, you must acquit!”
minus-squarehotdogcharmer@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up11·1 month agoWait, so the cop didn’t even actually get mustard and onions on him?
minus-squarefluxion@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 month agoThat was from the hamberders he ate for lunch
minus-squareNotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 month agoWere in a world where I can’t tell if this is legit or not.
“This, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, is about a sandwich” and after the federal agent claimed to have been smeared with mustard and onions, the defense showed a picture of the sandwich - still completely in its wrapper.
“If the wrapper is still fit, you must acquit!”
Wait, so the cop didn’t even actually get mustard and onions on him?
That was from the hamberders he ate for lunch
Were in a world where I can’t tell if this is legit or not.