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minus-squareCevilia (she/they/…)@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·18 天前How to do this without my wife knowing… ooh, I know! We should have one of those Las Vegas style shotgun weddings!
minus-squareFarid@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·18 天前Don’t hide it from your wife, she likely has a husband to get and leave of her own. A fun weekend bonding activity. You may even use the same husband. But sequentially, let’s not get too woke in here, m’kay.
minus-squareBeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·17 天前You don’t have a backup husband who picks dog poo up of your lawn and deposits it on the lawn of your enemies?
minus-squarebuddascrayon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·18 天前Those usually involve a pregnancy. 🤔
How to do this without my wife knowing… ooh, I know! We should have one of those Las Vegas style shotgun weddings!
Don’t hide it from your wife, she likely has a husband to get and leave of her own. A fun weekend bonding activity. You may even use the same husband. But sequentially, let’s not get too woke in here, m’kay.
You don’t have a backup husband who picks dog poo up of your lawn and deposits it on the lawn of your enemies?
Those usually involve a pregnancy. 🤔