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This post made me give just enough thought to corn on the cob that I’ve decided to quietly and nonchalantly eat it in a corkscrew pattern this Thanksgiving just to mess with anyone who notices.
Are you a longitudinal or latitudinal eater?
How would latitudinal eating even work?
Corn people figure these things out.
From the people who brought you Squagles!
Were too many people shoving the originals up their butt? Like I don’t see the market forces making this necessary.
Iowa Wizards are gonna flip
