AI CEO – Replace Your Boss Before They Replace You
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"AI CEOs generate thought leadership at the push of a button

Delivering total nonsense, with complete confidence."

    • Fmstrat@lemmy.worldEnglish
      1·
      9 months ago

      Perhaps that’s backwards. Maybe women make batter CEOs, so AI parody of failure doesn’t apply as strictly.

  • 7112@lemmy.worldEnglish
    29·
    9 months ago

    AI is basically going to be… “It wasn’t me it was the robot” argument.

    I’m not a racist…

    I didn’t push the company to lower safety standards…

    I did not have sexual relations with that woman…

    And so on. Behind the scenes it will be the same crap but now they can escape blame with AI.

  • Zier@fedia.io
    26·
    9 months ago

    Can we get an “AI Oligarch Replacement Service”. That could be super useful.

  • Uriel238 [all pronouns]@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
    20·
    9 months ago

    Disappointed this is a parody.

    There are actual AI-based services to replace company upper management, and take it seriously, since AI in its current iteration is strong enough to manage companies even when its art is quotidian.

    Mr. Whipple’s days are actually numbered.

    • mojofrododojo@lemmy.worldEnglish
      10·
      9 months ago

      This is correct; the best fits for LLM based AI job replacement are in management and team leading. even C-suite levels. think about it: if your job is to take any info and transform it, that’s one thing; but when you have to create/move/repair/touch anything irl, it becomes exponentially more expensive via robotics and the returns are poor compared to the investments.

      I think there’s a concerted reason we’re not seeing it attack these positions more outwardly - being that these same people are the decision makers. Eliminating their workers is an easy decision to make, eliminating their own position won’t even be considered.

  • Treczoks@lemmy.worldEnglish
    2·
    9 months ago

    “Delivering total nonsense, with complete confidence” - Thank you for this wonderful quote, applicable to nearly all Harvard MBAs.

  • chromodynamic@piefed.socialEnglish
    1·
    9 months ago

    The real top boss is the Chairman of the Board of Directors, although the Chairman is often appointed CEO, it doesn’t always happen. The Board of Directors is made up of large shareholders - the people who actually own the company. The CEO is technically just an employee and needn’t own any shares at all (although that would be extremely abnormal).

    So, there may actually be a time when a corporation’s Board decides to use an “AI” as their CEO to cut costs.