Happy birthday, your license plate is now expired 🖕
Happy birthday, you are due for a teeth cleaning.
Colonoscopy.
This is kinda wrong. Amazon will definitely remember your birthday, send you a birthday wish, then give you a 2 dollar voucher with the minimum spending of 500 dollar, if you subscribe to 3 years Amazon Prime right now. They’re generous like that.
I don’t have an Amazon account.
We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty
Hell yeah, I take that as a win
As someone who doesn’t care to celebrate their birthday, cannot relate. Honestly could care less. The only thing it does for me is give me an excuse to eat a cake by myself and I really don’t need another such excuse rn tbh. lol
Congratulations on not dying since the last time the earth went around the sun!
Would make a good shirt, honestly. lol
Honestly could care less.
So you do care?
thatradomguy even spelled his own username wrong. He’s clearly winning in life, which explains his entire outlook.
Ok lmao

Yes, but it’s not defined how much.



