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minus-squareShinkanTrain@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·8 天前That must have annoyed the heck out of Jesus, cause there’s an entire chapter in the bible where he tells people to stop doing it.
minus-squarewhotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·edit-27 天前On the other hand the apocryphal gospel according to swole sam is all for it
minus-squarethe_tab_key@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·7 天前That’s gonna hurt like hell* when he falls over and rips his foot nails out sideways. *Hurt equally or more as compared to being crucified
minus-squareShinkanTrain@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-28 天前 Rather train yourself for godliness; for while bodily training is of some value, godliness is of value in every way, as it holds promise for the present life and also for the life to come. Timothy 4:8 Not a whole chapter, but still
minus-squaregnutrino@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·8 天前Also not Jesus doing the telling
minus-squareShinkanTrain@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·edit-28 天前The actual one I mentioned earlier that is about not flexing your charity was him. Or him according to Matthew, anyway.
That must have annoyed the heck out of Jesus, cause there’s an entire chapter in the bible where he tells people to stop doing it.
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On the other hand the apocryphal gospel according to swole sam is all for it
That’s gonna hurt like hell* when he falls over and rips his foot nails out sideways.
*Hurt equally or more as compared to being crucified
Timothy 4:8
Not a whole chapter, but still
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Also not Jesus doing the telling
The actual one I mentioned earlier that is about not flexing your charity was him. Or him according to Matthew, anyway.