If she faints you should install a CO warner.

Don’t forget to be in the middle of a session of deep-frying on it when they come over.

I was going to call you out for not nearly being dull enough. But you pulled the trump card of insurance agents, which would dullify even the most exciting thing ever

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Nice. I think of doing similar a few times each winter. However (the dull part) in the 20 years of owning this house I have not considered it worthwhile to get my chimney inspected