mug of coffee first thing in the morning
sit on my ass all day while my mind is stressed to its limit
2+ beers every evening to numb the nagging voice asking existential questions
doom-scroll, binge Netflix and read rage-bait till midnight
can’t sleep, due to natural aging process

Not entirely relevant but this post reminded me of this manga panel and now I’m crying in the club again

Try having kids, fuck your sleep.

Biology is a motherfucker.

Kids out of the house? Too fucking bad you still wake up like you have to protect your baby from a wolf!