Doesn’t have to be alcoholic, just whatever really slakes your thirst
Water water water all day every day & nothing else appeals to me & nothing else will satisfy me.
Dork

Except too much water causes nausea and headaches!
I just don’t get this. I wish I did. I do try to make myself drink water daily, but I could definitely drink more of it.
I just can’t see how it’s anyone’s favorite. It’s like the most boring of any beverage. It’s like taking medicine, I do it because I have to, not because I want to.
Everything else except water is literally dehydrating. Water quenches my thirst. I’ve had a massive water drinking daily habit for 30 years.
It’s nothing special but it’s always there for you. It’s like the one that’s been waiting while you’ve chased after other beverages and had your heart broken, and then you realize it was the one all along. tl;dr you friendzoned water
Water top tier
Nah, fish piss in it
Fish fuck* in it.
Brawndo. It mutilates my thirst and, as a bonus, it’s got what plants crave.
Your outnumbered by the toilet water people.
Im a Mountain dew man myself.
Following the great Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho.
a mix between egirl bath water and egirl piss. bonus points for a splash of egirl spit.
🤤
Water, closely followed by coffee. I adhere to a two cup limit, but by god do I enjoy those two cups.
Same, but after 1-2 cups I switch to decaf for the rest of the day. Two best drinks.
Water
Water usually, but coffee is #2 and sometimes I’ll drink tea, wine, V8, or beer. Mimosas and bloody Marys can really hit spot sometimes and smoothies get an honorable mention as well.
Water for sure #1
Cafe con leche favorite caffeine drink. Diet coke distant second, but I like it.
Cocktails, tie between margarita and paper plane I think.
Wine? A dry Sauvignon Blanc.
Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.
By order of preference:
- water
- lemonade, iced, sweetned, with a mint leaf
- iced tea, home made
- ginger ale, again, home made
(stay with me, people, I’m just that annoying)
- ginger beer, non-alcoholic, again, home made
- a store brand energy drink and that drink alone; other drinks taste like disappointment and industrial solvents
- sparkling water, chilled, but only if Pedras Salgadas; it’s slightly bitter and acidic
- gin & tonic, in a chilled glass, for a late afternoon drink
- moscaranja, a mixed drink with Moscatel wine and fresh orange juice, high ball glass, with ice
- Pisang Ambon and orange juice, with ice, same presentation as above
- sangria, and this implies red wine, not champagne, sparkling wine, rosé, etc. Just a nice strong red wine, poured over fresh fruit, a bit of orange juice, sugar and a bit of sparkling water. With ice.
- chilled white wine. No ice. Watered wine tastes like dish water and sadness.
- coke, over ice, with a slice of lemon
- beer, if nothing else available and I’m walking home
Jamaica with vanilla cream.
I brew hibiscus flowers and chill it, then I add vanilla coffee creamer.
Smooth and tasty, but it’s acidic, so yo gotta drink it promptly. It can get weird if you add cream and leave it in the fridge.🤢
Sometimes I add vodka.
Like, the whole country?
I can’t fucking spell or it was autocorrect, not sure. Jamica.
Tea. Specifically, what’s known in other parts of the world as “English Breakfast (Black) Tea”. Because I’m British and grew up with it.
Although I vary quite a bit from average. Mine’s usually decaffeinated with sweetener and soy milk for health reasons.
White Russian
the bar’s over there
I hate the fucking Eagles, man!
get your own fucking cab !!
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Dragonfruit Mio in carbonated water
Also their grape flavor is good too










