- cross-posted to:
- technology@lemmy.world
- cross-posted to:
- technology@lemmy.world
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/59485911
You must log in or # to comment.
So the trooper sitting up a vehicle because a walnut falling from the tree into the roof startled him, is vindicated?
That’s nuts
I understand why that officer was so concerned now
My suspicions about walnuts have finally been vindicated!
Those shells — what are they hiding?
They’re the testicles of the trees and they’ve tricked us into putting them into our mouths!
At least they taste better than most testicles I’ve had in my mouth before.
They’re fine if you manscape and season them properly before putting them in your mouth.
Testicles I mean, not walnuts. Fuck walnuts and fuck the man for creating them.
That’s why I keep Old Bay on my nightstand
I have a mixture of squeezed mandarin orange, garlic salt, and whisky that I enjoy personally.
