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From the back
Amateurs
What’s that punk?
Turkey: Amateurs
Maybe turkeys like getting bread stuffed up there ass?
Don’t kink shame!
You’re ahem breakfast is served, sir.

Guy Fawkes still trying to put out his hat just frowns.
The leprechaun just gets to drink and have gold
Cupid should try moving to the Southern Hemisphere, February is the perfect time to do that.

“I had to inaugurate the trans-Atlantic slave trade to get my holiday – and it turns out I was doing it in the wrong direction.”



