I read Pete kegsbreath doesn’t wash his hands because he doesn’t believe in germs
I subbed as an organist for a few weeks at a Christian Scientist church. They don’t believe in germs, but they had plenty of hand soap in the bathrooms.
Every time i hear about an organist, i imagine them secretly being the famous concert organist and expert in theology and music, Dr. Anton Phibes.
Oh, I sucked as an organist. Never mastered the pedals. I do have a doctorate in music however. I mostly play the harpsichord and clavichord.
Saw a guy at work confidently stride out of the bathroom without washing his hands after taking one of the messiest shits I’ve ever heard. My man, we all know where you sit in this small office. You should know to pretend to not be a goblin unless you’re actively trying to get fired.
There’s another guy who claps while he poops. Not sure which is worse.
If you’re crappy and you know it clap your hands
If you’re clappy and you know it, crap your hands!
Don’t go around asking questions you don’t want to know the answer to.
