• gigastasio@sh.itjust.works
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    1 month ago

    “Doc, my wife is lethargic and coughing up blood!”

    “Please wait outside. I’m going to have to give her an orgasm.”

    • DigDoug@lemmy.world
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      1 month ago

      I’m so tired of manually giving all these women orgasms, I’m going to invent a machine to do it for me.